I take this phrase to a whole new level. I not only hit the horse with a stick, I use a sledge hammer. I flog the poor corpse until it literally becomes microscopic pieces which have began to decompose into the ground. Then again I go ahead to take it a little further by planting flowers in the matter to hope that I can find some life still. Time to put a humorous spin on my misfortunate choices!!!
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Technology Addict
“I admire anyone who rids himself of an addiction.” –Gene Tierney
Hello my blog name is “Pessioptimist” and I am a technology-aholic. You may have noticed (or probably did not notice) that I have not blogged for 2 days. My last post was in regards to the crazy ass snow storm that occurred for 2 freaking days. Just so happened to knock out my cable and internet!
Yep! Thank freaking God that I was sleeping all of the time because I would have gone absolutely bonkers. Yes, I said bonkers.
I realized in the 2 hours I had between sleeping and work that I was slowly starting to slip into a depression. A deep, dark hole of technologylessness was beginning to consume my soul. (A little dramatic, but whatever.)
List of reasons I use Internet:
1. Google anything
2. Blog
3. Facebook
4. Twitter
5. Banking
6. Watching TV
7. Downloading Music/Applications for IPod
8. Skyping
9. Finding Phone Numbers
10. Finding Locations
That is the top 10 anyways. After reading that list I kind of sound like a stalker. Woop!
Well now my internet has returned and I do not feel technologically deprived. Now I can avoid life by consuming myself in technology and to distract me from my realities. Substance abuse and gambling addictions are the same in many ways except I am not killing my liver through alcohol, destroying my lungs through smoking crack and getting totally broke by putting money into sparkling machines.
So here is my confession. I am addicted to technology. I played Angry Birds on my IPod and texted with 10 people every moment I had at home. It is everywhere around me, phones, computers, TVs, and MP3 players. I have a problem, but like any addict I will only stop when I truly feel ready.
I do have hobbies or at least things I am good at that have fallen by the wayside. So here is the beginning stage of my issue. Admitting I have a problem. I feel better already.
I’ll keep you posted on my progress. (My excuse to continue using my computer…)
Labels:
addictions,
computer,
google,
internet,
IPod,
phone,
substances,
technology
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